I won't kick you out of bed for eating crackers, however...
Seriously? This is from an actual retail jewelry website.
"Who doesn't want a delicious flaky cracker around their neck?
*18k gold-fill fine cable chain
*Brass saltine charm 1 1/4" square
*Gold plated lobster clasp
*Gold plated jump ring
*12k gold-fill wire
Ummm, I would actually be interested in meeting those who do, or perhaps I wouldn't. For $24.00 plus shipping, you too can wear saltines around your neck. Seriously, who comes up with this shit?