I won't kick you out of bed for eating crackers, however...

Seriously? This is from an actual retail jewelry website.

"Who doesn't want a delicious flaky cracker around their neck?

*18k gold-fill fine cable chain
*Brass saltine charm 1 1/4" square
*Gold plated lobster clasp
*Gold plated jump ring
*12k gold-fill wire
*18"-20" adjustable"

Ummm, I would actually be interested in meeting those who do, or perhaps I wouldn't. For $24.00 plus shipping, you too can wear saltines around your neck. Seriously, who comes up with this shit?


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